不過呢下面是福斯男主持人合理化為什麼大部分的未婚女性投給民主黨：And this make sense when you think about how Democrat policies are designed to keep women single.But once women get married, they vote Republican. So we need these ladies to get married. And it’s time to fall in love and just settle down. Guys, go put a ring on it.
I … doubt single women are gonna take advice from a guy who looks like he’d walk up to you at a bar and ask, “Did it hurt?” But then forget “when you fell from heaven”, and scramble to finish the line, anyway.
恩，Urban Dictionary 上說這是最 cheesy 低俗的 pick up line 搭訕詞中之一就是 Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 你從天堂掉下來的時候痛不痛？什麼意思？就是說對方美的跟天使一樣，像是天上掉下來的，是稱讚對方的意思。脫口秀主持人是諷刺那個福斯主持人連這樣的搭訕詞都說不好，怎麼會有女生想要聽他的忠告。
早上四點半起床的潔西的一天就是把現在完成式的影片生出來了，耶！現在完成式真的是很多學生都弄不懂的時態，句型記住了，但是卻用錯地方，或者用錯句型。上課因為時間非常有限，所以不能給很多例子，這邊儘量給多一點例子，並且按照用法，也就是使用的時機來分不同影片講解，希望有解釋的清楚一點，讓同學更容易懂。不過今天睡眠不足，有點太 high 的部分大家就不要太在意，哈哈。
不過使用時機大概是比較頭痛的，所以今天主要解釋現在完成式，跟過去簡單式的使用時機的區別。從 Oxford How English Works 裡面找了很多例子，在參考 Oxford Practice Grammar，Oxford Practical English，Azar Understanding and Using English一個一個慢慢來解釋，希望同學能夠有點概念。後面都有練習題，建議全部看過一遍後再一點一點重看，順便做練習，然後再對答案。不要用看的啦，保證一定忘記。錯的地方在哪裡，有錯最好，這樣下次就記得了，希望。
A massive earthquake measuring 6 on the Richter scale has hit Japan.
芮氏六級的大地震襲擊日本。(現在完成式，發表新聞，新訊息)
Buildings shook and some train services were suspended as a precaution, but there were no immediate reports of any serious damage, injuries or of a tsunami.
Look – he hasn’t eaten his vegetables. 你看 – 他還沒吃他的青菜。
c.
新消息：
Have you heard? He’s arrived! 你聽說了嗎？他已經抵達了！
d.
新消息：
You’ve passed the exam! 你通過考試了！
e.
現在完成改成現在簡單：
He’s lost his keys. = He can’t find them.
f.
現在完成改成現在簡單：
Sally’s come back. = Sally is home.
練習一：把下面現在完成式改成現在簡單式
He’s gone.
The plane has landed.
We’ve washed the dishes.
The dog has died.
2.
現在完成式常用來宣布消息或新聞，但是當要給更多的詳細內容的時候，通常會改成過去式。
a.
I’ve found my wallet. – Oh, good. Where did you find it?
我找到我的錢包了。- 太好了。你在哪裡找到的？
b.
Your parcel has arrived. The postman brought it at eight o’clock.
你的包裹到了。郵差在八點鐘送來。
c.
Three climbers has died in the Alps. They fell just before reaching the summit on Mont Blanc.
三個登山者死在阿爾斯山。他們在就要抵達白朗峰的頂峰時摔落。
d.
A light passenger plane crashed in Surrey. According to
eyewitnesses, the aircraft hit a tree while coming to land.
一台輕型客機在薩里郡墜毀。根據目擊著的話，飛機在降落的時候撞上一棵樹。
練習二：中翻英(用現在完成是跟過去簡單式
彼得(Peter)剛給我一份新工作！他說我正是他需要的人。
世界盃隊伍回家了。五千名粉絲在機場等他們。
當要講一個東西的來源，起源的時候會用過去簡單式，不用現在完成式
Who wrote that? (NOT Who has written that?) 那是誰寫的？
Bill gave me this necklace. 比爾給我這條項鍊。
Did you put this here? 你把這個放在這裡嗎？
Whose idea was it to come here on holiday? 來這裡是誰的主意？
3.
現在完成式用來描述從過去開始一直持續到現在的狀況 (up to now)，特別是當我們要表達持續多長的時間的時候。常會與 since ， for 連用。 since 後面可以加主詞，動詞，形成子句，如 since she left school 。 since 後面也可以加一個時間點 (particular time)，如：since 1973, since two years ago, since university 等。 for 後面接的是一段時間 (a duration of time)，如for two hours, for a very long time, for ages 等。
past –s-i-t-u-a-t-i-o-n->present 過去—狀—況—>現在
a.
He has lived in Taipei since he was born.
他一出生就到現在都住在台北。
b.
She has run a small business since 2012.
她從2012年開始經營一家小公司。
c.
Helen has played the piano for two years.
海倫開始彈琴到現在兩年了。
d.
I’ve always wanted to go to Greece, but I’ve never had time.
我一直想要去希臘，但是我一直都沒有時間。
不會用現在簡單式來說某件事情持續多久。
e.
I’ve known Tom for 7 years. (NOT I know Tom for years.)
我認識湯姆好多年了。
f.
How long have you been here for? (=’Since when …?’)
你來這裡多久了？(＝從何時開始…?)
g.
How long are you here for? (=’Until when …?’)
你要在這裡待多久？(=直到什麼時候…?)
練習三：把下列句子中括號裡面的字改成正確的實態，並完成句子。
He (be) unemployed. (ever since he left school)
I (have) trouble sleeping. (all this week)
I (have) trouble sleeping. (all last week)
(you live) in this town? (How long)
I (not learn) much. (in that job)
He was ill before Christmas, but he (be) fine. (since then)
4.
現在完成式多會用在從過去某個時間到現在重複的活動。重複行為的時間不重要。這種表現方式常會跟著同時出現頻率副詞如：often, sometimes, occasionally, several times, twice, three times 等等。
a.
I’ve sometimes thought of moving to Australia.
我有時候會想要搬到澳洲去住。
b.
Benjamin’s been to Africa several times this year.
班傑明今年去過好幾次非洲。
c.
I’ve written six letters since lunch time.
從午餐時間到現在我已經寫了六封信了。
d.
He’s climbed a lot of mountains, but he’s never been up to Mont Blanc.
他爬過很多座山，但是他從來都沒上去過白朗峰。
練習四：用現在完成式或過去簡單式完成句子。
How many cups of coffee (you drink) today?
Since my brother lost his job, he (write) two books.
I’m not cooking today – I (cook) all the meals yesterday. In fact, I (cook) most of the meals this week.
My sister (run) away from home. But she came back two days later.
5.
現在完成式過去簡單式的時間用詞
現在完成式跟過去簡單式都可以用來表達過去完成的行為。決定用那個時態常常會是看用什麼樣的時間表達語。當時間表達語是已經過去的時間 (finished time)，比方說 last night, yesterday, last month, three years ago, then, when 等，會用過去簡單式，不會用現在完成式。而當所表達的時間用語是過去的任何時間到目前為止 (any time up to now) 比方說 ever, never, before, recently, lately, often, already, yet, just 等時間用詞，則用現在完成式。
a.
I saw Kate yesterday. (NOT I’ve seen Kate yesterday.)
我昨天看到凱特。
b.
Have you seen Rob recently.
你最近有看到羅柏嗎？
c.
She studied Chinese when she was at university.
她在大學的時候學中文。
d.
He’s never studied any foreign languages.
他從來沒有學過任何外語。
練習五：選擇正確的時態
‘Who is she?’ ‘I (‘ve never seen / never saw) her before.
I (‘ve done / did) a lot of stupid things in my life.
When (have you got / did you get ) married?
I’m sorry I (haven’t finished / didn’t finish) yet.
He (has caught / caught) the plane at eight this morning.
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